Shoes, Sex, and a New Kind of Salesman

Shoes, Sex, and a New Kind of Salesman by Rod Johnson


"I'm gonna 'Close Her' tonight."


"The 'Dating Market'."


"If you have sex with her too soon, she may develop 'Buyer's Remorse'."


Language is one of the first indicators that signal a shift in the conscious collective of any society. We now associate dating with sales and marketing terminology as if love itself was a commodity to be bought and sold in the market place. The truth is that sex, mating and marriage have always had business associations. One of the reasons is that survival and replication are at the forefront of our genetic priorities. We simply cannot afford to make a bad purchase when it comes to selecting a mate. It is our very nature to merge with best genetic selection we can attract. This is especially true for women.


When a woman goes shopping for shoes, she does not aspire to stride home displaying the second best pair of shoes she can find. She wants a new, sexy, styling pair of pumps that will make her boyfriend want to rip her close off as she comes through the door. This is what her survival and replication genes are telling her: "If you buy them he will come--inside of you--and then you'll get pregnant." She is geared by nature to think this way. However, even though she wants the shoes, and her limited supply of fertile eggs are cheering her on, she sometimes needs the help of a very special person to make that final buying decision. This is the most important person in the entire store. This person is the salesman.


The purpose of the salesperson is not to talk you into buying things you don't need. According to Ron Martin, founder of the pro-active no-pressure sales system, on which this book is based on in part, the salesperson's job is to give the customer sufficient information to make an intelligent buying decision, be it yes or no.


If you're wondering what this has to do with dating, well, consider this. If the dating market is in fact a market, and women are shoppers by nature, what does that make a man?


Here is a simple equation for the new dating market paradigm:


Man = penis salesman


Woman = customer


Penis = product


Vagina = currency


Sperm = receipt


Child = proof of purchase


As a man seeking to mate, you are in fact a penis salesman. Just as in retail, women will purchase your merchandise based entirely on how you act, how you look, and what you say. It's that simple.


The focus of this book is to teach you how to sell yourself in the dating market using proven sales and marketing techniques. As a penis salesman you will strive to improve your consumer appeal so that you can close deals easily, build a sufficient base of return and referral clients, and have women begging you to get just one more sample of your goods. It's easy.


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enjoy


Uncle Rod




About the Author

Jack Strada is a professional stand-up comedian, author, artist and musician living in Hawaii. He writes under the pen name Rod Johnson. http://www.dongdeal.com/